Monday, July 31, 2017

Little Fire On The Prairie




We were just pulling into Stettler when we got the call: an area of the field where they were swathing had caught on fire. Cattle were nearby.

The words caught in his throat: he was choking on smoke as he beat at flames.

We called 9-1-1 and turned the truck around.

The ride back was swift and pretty silent. Would the fire trucks get there in time? Would the cattle be safe?

Most importantly, would he and the man swathing be safe? The excruciating encounter of the morning - a dad and his son working through the start of a new normal - took on heightened poignancy.

We also called our Pastor Paul from Hanna Alliance Church. He put the news on our little church's "prayer chain" and in moments we got a text from Dianne: "Marv and Cody are on their way."

It seemed like in slow motion, but in reality it was in record time that we turned onto our little stretch of the 855. We passed our driveway and the road with the tower.




And that's when we started to see the smoke. "Please let the fire trucks be there," we prayed through gritted teeth and clenched jaw. We had no idea what we would see when we went over the last hill before the field.

We never expected this:







The choking flames were out, drowned by great gusts of water from the Jones Farm's mammoth water truck. We learned later - over a couple of pops, as the great Don Cherry would say - that Mark had seen smoke, all the way where they are, and immediately got on the radio. He hopped into the water truck. Adam, Warren and two hired men hightailed it over to where the smoke seemed to be at its worst.

They beat the fire trucks, all three of them ...

And the people working said that if it wasn't for the Joneses, the area would have been a conflagration in a matter of a few more minutes.

There were Buchwitzes and Vistys and Munnses (Bud ripped up to their house, laying on the horn. Rhonda grabbed her boots and jumped in, no questions asked); Johnsons; Craig Nill; Don Hall; Somervilles and Quaschnicks; Clayton Anderson; a number of others who, when the worst of the crisis had past, quietly went back to their trucks and their busy schedules.

The thing is - this is haying season. Everyone is running full tilt. No one has time to drop everything for a neighbour in distress.

And yet that is exactly what happens out here.










Going to the dugout to refill



The Good Rancher and the Sidekick showed up shortly after the flames had ceased and desisted. He immediately went into action. I, with my metallic blue chappals (flip flops!) merely stepped on the edge of the charred ground and felt them start to melt. Rhonda's beautiful face appeared before me.

"Is this your first fire?" she said, looking keenly into my eyes. I nodded dumbly. "Go get a jug of water and some glasses. Everyone is parched. They need water."

This woman has rescued me from myself more times than I care to remember. I slid home, pulled on boots and a cap, grabbed water, trail mix and chocolate bars, and headed back.






When I arrived with the water a man was standing near where I pulled up. I couldn't lift the orange water cooler and so started filling glasses from where it sat on the back seat.

"Why don't you drive up the hill and take the whole cooler up there? It'll be a lot faster than walking glasses around to everyone," he said after he chugged the glass I handed him.

"I'm too scared to drive up that hill - it's so steep!" I wailed. "He should have married someone else; I am just useless in every situation that has come up since we've been married!" I started to hyperventilate, on the brink of a full-fledged panic attack. I walked in a circle with three filled glasses in hand, unable to think of what to do next.

What a perfect shirt to wear for a day like this!
The exhausted stranger blinked a couple of times, then quietly said, "You can do it. We'll just move this shovel out of the way ..."

I had missed running over a shovel by millimetres.

The other weapons in this war
He took the glasses from me, promising to deliver them to three men in the opposite direction. I climbed back into the Yukon and painfully inched my way up the hill to the fence. A couple of parched, weary people seized the cooler and took it to the back of the big truck for a much needed break.

(No wonder the man - a recent hire at the Joneses, it turns out - said to Mark, "I'm getting too old for this!")

After what seemed like minutes but was in fact a few hours, everything but a very few smouldering cow patties were doused or tamped down.












The fire trucks had left.


The new fence that Jesse Hebert had put up only days before stood the tests both of fire and of people climbing up and over it like a ladder ...















Mark's thumbs-up, all-is-well salute!

Blisters on my friend's hands
It was time and more for each person still there to get back to their previously scheduled commitments.

We tried to thank them as best we could for their help; Adam responded succinctly. "You would do the same for us. Thank you."


I moved in slow motion from one smoking cow patty to another, grinding my heel into each to kill the spark and ensure it didn't reach the nearby grass.

I felt hopeless and exhausted. This day had been terrible. Like two years ago, it seemed almost impossible to lift my head.

And, also like two years ago, God met me where I was. It was just like He said, "Here's a sign of hope even in the charred bleakness of this place. I will place it low enough for you to see with your head hanging down, and straight enough for you to know that there is beauty in ashes. I am with you even in the losses of this day."

How did a fragile, ephemeral little flower elude the flames?

I was reminded of a plaque I had acquired from Rhonda's quaint Gift Shop some time ago:

"Some see weeds ... Others see wishes ..."
I closed my eyes and made a wish. It turned out to be more of a prayer. "Dear God, please send rain ..."

Two nights later I got a panicked call from Rhonda: There was a fire in the corral behind Cattlemunns Ranching Gift Shop.

I hopped in the Good Rancher's truck containing a tank with 500 gallons of water, and took off. By the time I found them, Bud had ploughed over the flames - caused by a lightning strike - and a few fat rain drops sizzled as they hit the overheated earth. Alas, they dried up as we stood there.

The sky was bleeding red this night. Birds were agitated and Bud's fence where he had to charge through with his tractor was now in need of repair.


 



As I slowly climbed back into the farm truck, thankful that the damage this night was so minimal, grateful for the neighbour who looked out of the window at just the right time and saw the lightning and picked up the phone, amazed at the practicality and sense of humour R and B can maintain in times of stress and danger.

And I thought of my plaque with even more urgency.


"God, please bless all those who were so kind to us just about 48 hours ago. And dear God, please send rain. We are getting pretty desperate. Thank You."


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Monday, July 10, 2017

The Boys Are Back In Town!

DISCLAIMER: This post contains scenes of nudity and sex. Parental discretion is advised. Except for my pal Riley. Even at age 9, my pal Riley is miles ahead of me in knowledge of how things work in all areas of ranch / farm life ...

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Well, it's that time of year again - the time that the big boys gather in the bright sunlight to size each other up, tell a ton of lies, and compete for the prize.

Yessir - the boys are back.

The pictures that follow are some of the handsome lads from this neck of the woods:



It appeared like these three magnificent men were
rehearsing for a Broadway production!








It might seem like these studs have the best job on a ranch. After all, for approximately 45 weeks out of the year they don't do much more than eat and laze in the sun with their buddies, an exclusive men's club that no woman has been beating on the doors trying to enter as far as I can see.
















Of course, just like the heroes of the annual Calgary Stampede, there are qualifying rounds. You can't just show up and be in the Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth based on your good looks and charm alone.


That's where Dr Jeff Serfas of Forestburg Veterinary Clinic (1998) Ltd. comes in.

Intelligent, patient, astute, experienced, compassionate, and with his trademark swift smile, Dr Jeff is the Chute Boss Dave Shields Sr (check out the gentleman in the yellow shirt) of this particular rodeo. Just like Mr Shields at the Stampede, it is Dr Jeff who decrees who gets to ride and when ...























Noooooo ...


After witnessing the proceedings (Disclaimer: No animals were hurt in the taking of these pictures, or in the procedures each had to undergo - well, maybe an ego or two, but suck it up, Princess ...), all I can say is that I went away convinced that any chap who made it through the indignity of the qualifying round pretty much had earned the right to play the field ...

I was also filled with more than the usual gratitude for the best neighbours a person could hope for:




After a day or so to recover from the invasion of personal space, the big boys are let out to mingle with the ladies.

Yee-Haw!



 First comes the getting-to-know-you stage:





(For what it's worth, this little bull was my BABY! I saved him from certain death the day he was born! The pups and I spent the better part of one cold November night warming him up and comforting him until his fever broke. He was such a good boy ... To see him sniffing out potential paramours with such evident enjoyment - well, it's almost more than a mother can bear!!)

Then comes the courtship. Courtship? It's more akin to speed dating:


(Does anyone else feel that a lot of this date is wasted in skirmishing with his erstwhile best friend for the attention of the lady? why doesn't he just ask her if she'd like to dance?)

Finally things seem to be settled. He coaxes his chosen maiden into a quiet glade. The sun sifts golden droplets through the fresh greenness of the glistening leaves. In my head Frank Sinatra is crooning, "Strangers in the Night ..."

In real life, he's snarling, "I did it MYYYYYYYY way ..."




In eight seconds it's all over.


Two questions:

1. She waited ALL YEAR --- for THAT?!

2. Is this the model for all of those teeny-weeny eight-second rides at the Stampede rodeo?!! I had always wondered why they decided eight seconds was a good length of time. I think I'm beginning to clue in ...

I am left shaking my head. Will I ever understand the cycle of ranching?

The Good Rancher is shaking his head too. Will he ever understand the wingnut he has married?

I am ready to swear off trying to find the romance of this life.

But then two boys change my mind. The next generation of cowboys and vets is obviously being launched:

"This is my cowboy face ..."


Seriously, my little DVM-to-be:
That's where you wanted to check?!

I guess this one passes the test!




Maybe there is hope for the future after all!

Anyway, big boys, thanks for the memories. Rest up again until the next round ...



And let's hear it for the boys!